算命的吆喝的那段话,算卦吆喝的口头禅
马三立算卦的台词
这个我想算是种心理暗示一样的东西哈，中国的传统一样，就象喜事要去卦下找个吉日一样啊。
有些命图还有有它一定的准度或者说是巧合度哈，不过何必在意那么多啊，如果真的有命中注定，那咱接受好类，坏的咱就努力去改变，好的咱就享受哇。
信则已，不信则而，好象是这么说的。
电脑算命是真的假的?
给你一个准确的答案，一定是假的，纯属娱乐逗人开心。不过也可以玩玩，毕竟是消遣消遣
算命先生搞笑开场白
荆轲刺秦王，秦王绕柱而行——史上最早的塔下反杀哪吒闹海——史上最早的单挑大龙温酒斩华雄——史上最快的拿一血草船借箭——史上最早的骗技能纸上谈兵——史上最早的嘴强王者空城计——史上最早的卡视野烽火戏诸侯——史上最早的放风筝水浒传——史上最早的排位赛封神榜——史上最早的王者组十面埋伏——史上最早的草丛蹲人女娲补天——史上最早的一人拯救世界夸父追日——史上最早的追残血被反杀破釜沉舟——史上最早的逆风大翻盘
谁有小品《算命》的剧本 急求!!! 收到直接给分。
英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威)
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear
Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)
Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!
Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you
Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you.
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now.
Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here.
Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.
Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.
Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out.
Bird: I’m a bird.
Rabbit: Hi!
Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit Can I help you
Rabbit: Yes, please.
Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here What can I do for you
R&B: Yes, come on!
Frog : Ok! I’m coming!
Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here
R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us.
Bear: Ok! I’m coming.
Fox: Hello, Bear!
Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Frog!
Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Bird!
Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away!
Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That’s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king.
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me.
算命的开场白怎么说
开场：我看你近来印堂发黑 ···
古时算命先生,风水先生是怎么吆喝的?
天灵灵地灵灵，人间算命我最行
求几句算命先生在摆摊时候经常叫唤的专业术语
兄弟，我观你印堂发黑。眼带血光 ，恐不日就会有祸事
此乃天机不可泄露也。。。或者
欲要人不知，除非己莫为。。。。或者
这是凶兆，若要挡灾（必先破财）。。。或者
是福是祸，是祸躲不过。。。。或者
不是不报，时辰未到。。。。或者
我已经想不出了，不知道有你么
小姐 我观你颧骨平滑，下巴圆润饱满，脸型标致，你这是旺夫相。见你眉宇间桃花隐现……嗯？你这是已经开始交桃花运的征兆啊！”