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算命, 怎么喊
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开馆？天灵灵地灵灵，上知天文下知地理，算命大师在此
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这个是批命，说的这个人的命属于比上不足比下有余，困难的时候反倒能够解决问题，但是到了富贵之时，又会有麻烦接踵而来，要多加小心
行过了小周天是什么歌
行过了小周天是出自歌曲《小神仙》。
《小神仙》是有郭斯作词、作曲创作的歌曲。
这是一首 很欢快的歌曲，值得大家来听一听。歌曲的歌词滑稽有可爱，曲调也是优美动听，很是值得一听。
歌词
行过小周天 念咒掐指决
贫道我本是 龙虎山
得了道的小神仙
推过九宫图 演过离震乾
贫道我通晓 天文地理
上下五千年
拜过三清祖 别过了龙虎山
小道我走南又闯北
修行在天地间
来到贵宝地 肚皮叫破天
小道我 在此卜卦算命
凭本事混口饭 劳烦
不论是问姻缘 还是来求官
小道我念咒 掐指一算
指点个一二三
不管你听不听 不管你信不信
你我二人 在此相遇
命中早注定
我是算命的小神仙
卜卦来换酒钱
算命的小神仙呐
行走在江湖间
算命的小神仙
我命他不由天
算命的小神仙呐
天人合一 形神相依 道法自然
元神出了窍 七窍皆生烟
昨夜我梦里 在阎罗殿
给阎王老爷 相过面
起身昆仑山 出门寻寻仙
小道我誓要 在凌霄殿
给太上老君 点根烟
道长且路远 身上无盘缠
小道我只得在贵宝地
凭本事混口饭 劳烦
不论是问姻缘 还是来求官
小道我念咒 掐指一算
指点个一二三
不管你听不听 不管你信不信
你我二人 在此相遇
命中早注定
我是算命的小神仙
卜卦来换酒钱
算命的小神仙呐
行走在江湖间
算命的小神仙
我命他不由天
算命的小神仙呐
天灵灵 地灵灵
太上老君快显灵
算命的小神仙
卜卦来换酒钱
算命的小神仙呐
行走在江湖间
算命的小神仙
我命他不由天
算命的小神仙呐
天人合一 形神相依 道法自然
请叫我 郭大仙儿
谁有小品《算命》的剧本 急求!!! 收到直接给分。
英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威)
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear
Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)
Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!
Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you
Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you.
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now.
Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here.
Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.
Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.
Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out.
Bird: I’m a bird.
Rabbit: Hi!
Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit Can I help you
Rabbit: Yes, please.
Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here What can I do for you
R&B: Yes, come on!
Frog : Ok! I’m coming!
Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here
R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us.
Bear: Ok! I’m coming.
Fox: Hello, Bear!
Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Frog!
Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Bird!
Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away!
Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That’s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king.
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me.
谁知道算命先生的顺口溜啊
心地光明事事祥，莫从左道输阴阳，
平时暗把贤愚辨，才有高人助已长.:1,莫怨天来,莫怨人,五行八字命生成.
2,男子手如绵,身边有闲钱;妇人手如姜,财帛装满箱.
3,赚的钱动担挑,花起钱来雪花飘.
4,有福之人嫁千嫁,轿子要坐垮,嘴巴要笑汊(呵,就是笑得合不拢 嘴).
算命的开场白怎么说
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